Over SuperBowl weekend, BFF and I went on our annual We Hate The Superbowl trip to Disneyland. We needed a Dole Whip fix you see. We also needed some fun after having so much grief in such a short period. So off to the Happiest Place on Earth it was. Just the two of us. We made it a short trip and good thing we did because who would have thought that poor BFF would get sick. And when she gets sick, she gets SICK. So here is how to tell when BFF is REALLY sick.
The trip started out normally except that BFF complained that her allergies were terrible and that her nose was runny from them. We really didn’t think anything of it to be honest. I mean, I know life was throwing us tomatoes and neither one of us was sleeping much, but we really didn’t think she was sick. I noticed more kleenex growing in a pile next to her in the car like Tribbles, but really I didn’t think she was sick. It was like the kleenex were breeding. And BFF kept insisting it was allergies. Then the coughing started. And I mean coughing. Hmmmmmm…..
Fast forward to one night when we came back to get our jackets to continue the night and so BFF could check in with her Momma. I took the time to lounge on the bed and found a Harry Potter movie to entertain myself. I mean, my feet needed a rest anyways and I was in no hurry to go back. I did run over to the Club and grab us some foods to nosh on once she was done talking with her Momma and filling her in on all the fun we were having. BFF finished her call, came and lounged next to me and we shoved some amazing foods in our gobs. Next thing I know, we are still lounging watching Harry Potter and I realized something….BFF didn’t feel good. There is no way she would let us just lounge in the room and watch a movie if she felt good. I turned to her and asked her how she was feeling. When she looked at me, I could see in her eyes she didn’t feel her best and she replied “I must not feel that good if it isn’t bothering me that we are just laying here watching Harry Potter instead of playing in the park.” I then watched her have a coughing fit and heard her wheezing next to me. I handed her my inhaler and she agreed to use it, feeling better but not admitting she was sick.
Despite her not feeling her best and us deciding she must take it easy, she persevered and got some amazing sleep. We had a great time, despite her still not wanting to admit she was sick and our trip ended a little too soon. We packed up and headed down to load up the car. The valet brought the car around and I started helping put the bags where we wanted them for the drive home. I turned to ask BFF where she wanted a bag and noticed she was on the phone. Thinking she must be talking to her Momma, I figured it out and we climbed in. It was then I heard her conversation and realized what she was doing….making a doctor’s appointment for the next morning. BFF NEVER goes to the doctor unless she feels totally crappy (nurses make the WORST patients). I mean NEVER. Her spleen could be hanging outside her body and she would just slap some Saran wrap and duck tape over it and continue on with her day. Like her spleen should just be hanging around outside her body. Completely normal folks. She once broke her toe and it was hanging off to the side. What did she do? Put it back in place and taped it to the other toe and put on her shoe and came to work. BFF is a badass people. She really never does go to the doctor. Not even for check ups. No joke. So to hear her on the phone making a doctor’s appointment? She REALLY did not feel good. I looked at her questioningly when she got off the phone and she said to me “I think I am sick.” Poor BFF. And what a trooper to power through a trip at Disneyland.
By the way, she was totally sick. Bronchitis. Antibiotics, and inhaler and steroids. But you know, it was just allergies.
Oh yeah. I didn’t die today. I did discover what a trooper my BFF is and wish she would have just admitted she didn’t feel good but I didn’t die. I am Fat Girl with a BFF who can’t ever admit she is sick until she is REALLY sick Running. The experiment continues…