Am I living in a dream? Â Did all this just happen? Â I must admit that when I saw this today upon waking, I thought I was in someone’s dream. Â Then I got to thinking…why would someone want to dream my life? Â I mean, I know I am pretty awesome and I have mad ninja skills, but I don’t know if I am really dream material. Â Maybe a confusing dream where people get wings and fly or run through fields of Skittles and donuts. Or maybe, in the dream, I could be like a mystical oracle who delivers cryptic messages like bad fortune cookies that make you wonder if you should take the red pill or the blue pill. Â That would be cool. Â I actually pinched myself pretty hard today to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. Â Don’t ask BFF to pinch you though. Â She leaves bruises in places like the back of your upper arm, where your skin is super sensitive. Â Not cool. Â In pinching, I realized I was not dreaming. Â Pretty sure this is happening. Also, note you can now see what websites I visit most frequently. Â Thank goodness my porn ones didn’t show on here.
I discovered I apparently have an aversion to commas so I publicly apologize to my editor. Â I swear every other edit was “insert comma here”. Â Sigh. Â So now you know why I have not written in a while. Â I have been buried in commas. Â I might have had a dream that commas were attacking and chasing me down the street. Â Note to self: Â I probably should not eat pizza before I lay down to sleep. Skittles, yes. Â Pizza, no.
This weekend BFF, Bubby, Bubby’s Pocket GF, Seester and my BIL(the whole crew!) are all traveling to the land of corn and pig farms….IOWA. Â That is right. Â It is family reunion time!! Â Time to go back and hang with family. Â I am sure I will come back with some fun stories to tell you all!! Â Let’s hope Uncle M does not leave Aunt P at the McDonald’s again.
I leave you with this tidbit. Â SEVERAL Fat Girl Dances of Joy have occurred this week. Â Some without clothes. Â Just saying…
Oh yeah. Â I didn’t die today. Â I did pinch myself to make sure that I was not in a dream and pretty sure I left some bruises but I didn’t die. Â I am Fat Girl who wrote a book and going to corn fields for family fun running. Â The experiment continues….